Kamera"You can't use the camera"
"Oh, but I can"
"Fine, but don't mess with the settings"
"Oh, but I will"
The teacher fooler - chapters 2 + 3CHAPTER 2
Well, looks like I've run out of ideas on what to write about! Imagine that, ME running out of ideas! How crazy a thought is that!? Well, I suppose I did have this great idea of a giant cockroach that burrows in the desert, and then jumps up and kills people, but that has nothing to do with the teacher fooler… Right? WRONG, these cockroaches were invented by a teacher!
Out in Nevada, the fooler, as usual, is destroying all products of a teacher. And now he's on to the cockroaches. Once again, we switch to movie view, as we zoom in onto the place near area 51, where there's the entrails of the cockroaches, soaked in their yellow blood, cover the ground, making it wet and sticky. Oh, here's one of these cockroaches flying! Don't those antennae strike fear into your hear? They're like "Look at me, I'm going to poison your food and scare you to death at the same time while surviving a nuclear bomb blast"! Typical.
Blah blah blah, more rambling ensues about how th
THE TEACHER FOOLER - PART ONEA story by David Nguyen
This is supposed to be a fake document to trick teachers when they think I am playing games. If they actually take the effort to read this, they will realize that I have, in reality, been playing games. This can be problematic, as I may get my mac confiscated, and, if I do that, my parents will explode in rage and anger, causing the world apocalypse. It would be pretty awesome if the teacher bought this, though. Then I could use it again and again and again… And nobody will ever know… Muahahahahahaha!
But in all seriousness, this is meant to be a story. A story by me. And who is me? Well, it is, quite obviously, me. David. You know? The fully awesome storywriter? Widely sought after artist? Nuclear physics fanatic? But I digress. So, 始まりましょうか!
This story would begin with an amazing show of stormy weather and amazing special effects, if i
Stupid Poem Thingy for Third GradersThe Jellyfish was drifting boringly across the ocean.
Fight him, if you have the devotion.
The dragon soars through the air, rockets through the water.
A million men, this beast could slaughter.
A kangaroo bounds through the bush without avail.
To catch this creature, you would probably fail.
A mosquito buzzes throughout the night.
To see him is impossible without a light.
The Dolphin leaps over the boat.
The one that's have trouble staying afloat.
A Turtle… walks slowly… over… the sidewalk…
…Anything in common? …Neither can talk.